The Angry Jew

The rantings of an Angry Jew in The Pacific Northwest

The Great Melepe has immortalized the Angry Jew as a character on South Park.

The Angry South Park Jew Courtesy Of The Great Melepe

I think its a damn good likeness.

One of my favorite indie shorts.


Film School NYFA - Their Made of Meat - The best video clips are here


An original comic based on the FOX show Serenity.




Illinois Governor Milorad “Rod” Blagojevich in Chicago last month (left) — and Lyle Menendez, one half of the infamous Menendez Brothers, back in 1992 (right).

Courtesy TMZ

“Hebrew, incidentally, is truly a language of phlegm.  Thats because we were in the desert for so long, if you didn’t keep the phlegm going, you were never going to make it to the next watering hole.”

Lewis Black in his book “Me of Little Faith”

What the hell is going on with those folks anyway?  Has  alack of protein in their diets made them wonkie?

Listen, if someone wants to be vegan or vegetarian, that’s fine.  Enjoy your tofu dogs and soy bean burgers.  Drink soy juice, it cant be milk because there is no soy tit, till it’s coming out your ears.  It does not bother me a bit.  Hold your little protests and try to convince others to join you, it’s the American way.

With that being said, you must allow me to call you what you are, extremists.

Yes, you are.  You say your way is the only way and if you do not support us, then you are the enemy.  Just like every other extremist group out there.

What I don’t get is the method you folks use to get your message out.

Take this ad that was rejected by NBC as too sexual for The Superbowl.




Is what you are selling so unattractive to the majority that you can only get people to listen to your message by having scantily clad women humping vegetables.

Give me a freaking break here.

If that isn’t bad enough, you then whine when the networks refuse to air this tripe.  Opps…hehehe…my bad.

Now this is straight from the PETA website.

Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” No joke, this is straight from NBC—so stop fondling your fruit salad right now and read the list of shots NBC requested we cut before they’d reconsider:

• licking pumpkin
• touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
• pumpkin from behind between legs
• rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
• screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
• asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
• licking eggplant
• rubbing asparagus on breast

Wow, that list even made us blush!

What should make you blush is all that donated money you guys flush down the drain by producing ads that only your fellow PETA supporters will see.

This ad does not make me want to run out and buy their product, but I do want whatever they are slipping in their ad executives coffee.

Seriously, those folks out there need some help.

First you have Governor Blog “Oy Vay” ovich comparing his struggle to Gandhi, King and Nelson Mandela.  Then he says he considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to Obama’s vacant senate seat.  What went wrong there Rob, was she not willing to pony up the down payment?

Then out of Chicago today comes two stories that I am not sure I can really believe.

In the first, a 14 year old was charged with impersonating a police officer after he donned a uniform, minus the badge and gun, walked into a police station and got an assignment riding patrol with a veteran officer.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy’s patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.  The boy is said to have not driven the squad car not had he issued any citations.  Apparently the kid meant no harm, he just realy wanted to be a cop.

You would think SOMEBODY at roll call would have noticed.

Then, a nine year old was taken into custody after the car she was driving ran over the legs of an 80 year old woman in a Walgreens parking lot.   At 7 p.m. a woman parked her car in the lot of a Walgreens on the 6330 block of South King Drive, leaving her young daughter and the girl’s aunt inside, according to Grand Crossing District police Lt. Timothy Bickham.

While the aunt was talking on a cell phone inside the car, the child jumped into the driver’s seat and put the car into gear, the lieutenant said.

The car moved and struck an 80-year-old woman who was in the parking lot, pinning her under the vehicle and breaking both her legs, according to Bickham, who said the vehicle also struck another car.

What The Hell PEOPLE

There was also a story out of a Chicago suburb of a 14 year old who led cops on a car chase that ended after the kid crashed into a tree.

Have you guys tested your water lately.  I think somebody, or maybe a lot of somebodies, are flushing their meds into the sewers.

Well it does go show one thing, there is never a 14 year old cop around when you need one.

Remember that promise President Obama made about keeping lobbyist’s out of his administration.  If I remember correctly what he said was that he would “close the revolving door that lets lobbyists come into government freely.”

Well aparently that does not apply to everyone in the administration.

Wednesday, Presidential Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that President Obana had named William J Lynn III as his pick as #2 man at the Department of Defense.

Anyone want to guess what Mr Lynns last job was? Anyone? Anyone?

Mr Lynn was a lobbyist for Raytheon, a major defense contractor.

Now what possible conflict of interest could crop up there.

Well, I guess it could be worse, he could have named an anti-tobacco lobbyist as say….oh…Deputy Director of Health and Human Services.

Whoops…sorry….that would be Mr William Cort, who spent most of last year doing exactly that.

Now Mr Gibbs stated that ” even the toughest rules require reasonable exceptions”.

Really Charlie?

Are you telling me that in our entire nation, the only person you could find qualified to help out Robert Gates is a former defense lobbyist?  Did you try putting the job on Monster.com?  Did you maybe ask if any of our retired generals or admirals if they wanted to take a crack at it?  What is Norman Schwarzkopf doing these days?  He might be good.

So, is this the first sign that we are going to be going back to buisness as usual in Washington?

Come on Mr President, give us some of that change you promised us.

I want to live his life