Here at Angry Jew World Domination HQ, we firmly believe in being prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
Here in the bunker we are stocked up on all items that make a hard day of Zombie slaying tolerable.
Guns, lots of ammo, machetes and of course, bacon.
That’s right friends, bacon.
I mean lets face it, all things, including slaying the undead are better with bacon, and now, thanks to the fine folks at Cmmg and ThinkGeek.com, you to can stock your shelter with this fine swine. I give you…
TACTICAL BACON
Thats right, bacon in a can with a 10 year shelf life…what more can you ask for.
I will be ordering a can here in a bit and will share with you the results of my own Angry Jew taste test.
No, they did not start giving us bagel breaks at work, although it’s not a bad idea, just in case anybody is wondering, but…well…let me begin at the beginning.
Last weekend I had the opportunity to share the movie Goodfellas with The Mad Greek. Shocking, I know, how can anyone not have had an opportunity to enjoy this classic, but hey, some of us have led sheltered lives.
Anyway, we get to the part where Ray Leotta leads Lorraine Bracco through the bowels of the Copacabana Club, you know, that great following shot without a single edit, that takes them from the street outside, through the kitchen and onto the nightclub floor. Outstanding filmmaking.
OK, so I make the comment “It sucks that there are no clubs like that anymore.”
You see, I am a huge fan of The Rat Pack.
Frank, Dean, Sammy…they made the fifties swing, they invented cool. I would give anything to be be able to travel back in time and see the show they did at the Sands hotel while they were filming Oceans 11.
AND NOW I CAN
Sort Of.
I open the paper today and learn there is an old fashioned 50’s style supper club right here in Portland’s Hollywood district…Tony Starlight’s Supperclub and Lounge.
Down to the authentic decor and entertainment…It is the perfect place for me to live out my Rat Pack Fantasy.
I would love to get together a group in 50’s retro garb and head out for a night of music, food and drinks.
Check out the clubs website and this great rendition of the Sinatra classic “One For The Road” by Mr Tony Starlight himself, and let me know what you think.
Oh, and if any of you out there have heard of this place before, or worse, been there, and not told me about it, well, you had just better keep it to yourselves.
From Ogden, Utah to the deserts of Iraq, (yes I have a few readers in our armed forces and you all have my respect and admiration for the job you are doing) from here in the Rose City to upstate New York, more and more readers our joining our ranks every day.
Some are just here for the BBQ recipes in the My Legacy section, some for my reviews and critiques, and some because, like me, they are sick and tired of all the crap that the average American takes as the cost of doing business in our great nation.
Please help us grow by passing along the site to others who you think might be interested.
You can subscribe to The Angry Jew for free, come on now, when is the last time a Jew offered you something for free, by entering your email address in the subscription box located on the left side of the page.
By subscribing, you will receive a notification whenever the site is updated and you will be among the first to know about upcoming events such as our annual gatherings at The Waterfront Blues Festival and The Portland Brewers Festival.
I want to thank each and every one of you for making The Angry Jew what it is today. You folks are the reason I keep going.
Friends, I bring you the latest chapter in the saga that is The Angry Jew.
My dear friend and heterosexual life mate The Secret Alien has decided to persue a smoke free lifestyle and has agreed to share his journey with the rest of us.
It is my hope that he will be successful and perhaps even inspire, or perhaps shame me into following in his footsteps.
I hope you will all join me in wishing him good luck and share with him your own words of support by commenting on his blog entries.
It’s time friends.
The Angry Jew Brew Crew will be meeting at the Portland Holiday Ale Festival on Saturday December 6th at 11am. First pour is at 11, I will be there no later then 1030.
Will you be there?
If you would like to connect with us, drop me an email and we can swap digits.
Well friends, it looks like my surgery is going to be a go.
The MRI showed no damage to my rotator cuff so Dr Doogie is going to go ahead and grind down the end of my collar bone to ease my pain.
Needless to say, this is going to mean at least a week where I will not be able to share my musings with you.
Now, rather then do some kind of whorey old “Best Of” I thought to myself, “Self, why not give the readers a chance to voice their opinions.”
Great idea Self, now do you care to explain why you drank my last beer?
So, here is what I am looking for.
Send me your rants, your raves, share your ideas, your fears or just something that really grinds your gears. This is your shot, I will be looking for guest ranters to fill in for me for the week my shoulder will be immobilized.
Good Morning friends, sorry I have not updated in a few days, but my heart just hasn’t been in it.
This is Heather.
Heather is not happy.
Yes, I know she is grinning in the picture, but she couldn’t stop laughing when I took it, what is an Angry Jew to do, but trust me when I say she is sad.
Why is she sad?
Heather is sad because she is a friend of The Angry Jew.
Heather is sad because she missed out on going to The Blues Festival with us.
“Why” she cried “didn’t you tell me you were going.”
I did, said I, it was posted on the website a week in advance.
“Oh, I haven’t checked the site in a while.” she responded.
Now if only she had subscribed to The Angry Jew, she would have gotten all of the updates to the site in her email, just as soon as they are written.
Don’t be a Heather, subscribe to The Angry Jew by entering your email address in the box at the left side of the page.
Remember, our next event will be a gathering of the Angry Jew Brew Crew at The Oregon Brewers Festival on Saturday, July 26th at Tom McCall Waterfront Park in Portland Oregon.
Rather then risk the rain today, I will be heading out on Sunday, July 6th to enjoy the live blues at Tom McCall Waterfront Park. If you are interested in joining me, just drop me an email and we will figure out how to connect. Hope to see you there.
Its that time of year here in Portland friends. It is time to renew our souls, refresh our minds and let our inner coon ass out to play. We are less then ten days away from Oregon’s biggest party of the year, The Safeway Waterfront Blues Festival, the largest outdoors blues festival west of the Mississippi.
Now, if the gods are smiling on me this year, I will be going on Saturday, July 5th for the Zydeco Swamp Romp, and I would like all of you to join me. Drop me an email and we can set up the details. Price of admission is $10.00 and two cans of food for the Oregon Food Bank. Pretty cheap for a full day of live blues on two stages and you get to help out a great cause, The Oregon Food Bank.
I just wanted to take a moment to credit The Happy Atheist with the piece entitled Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. This new format does not allow my guest authors to get the credit they so richly deserve. To see more of his musings, just click on The Happy Atheist Corner on the left side of the page.
