website tracker

…and speaking of Sticky Fingers

August 26th, 2010

The two were charged with being Felony Stupid.

Auto Erotic

August 26th, 2010

Driving a full sized pick up truck gives you a unique view of the world.

You spend a lot of time seeing more of your fellow drivers then you would often like too.

Like the time Mona and I were driving down the road next to a woman who had her dogs leash hanging out of her car door, bouncing along just inches from the rear tire.  I swear to you, if a dogs face could express panic, this pooch had it locked.

But never in my life have I ever seen anything even remotely like what I read on The Smoking Gun yesterday,

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat.

Jesus, where do you start.

I guess that all that can be said is that there is a whole new definition of “Friend” that I was previously unaware of.

Maybe I need to make the T Shirt.

“A true friend holds your porno while you jerk off in traffic.”

Perhaps Colandra’s mug shot explains it all.

Just call her Sticky Fingers

Just call her Sticky Fingers

Another Major Change

August 26th, 2010

Hello There.

Yes, its been a while, but with so much going on this summer, it is hard for me to know where to begin.  I think I got a case of the busy’s plus more then a little burn out on all things political.  It is obvious to even the most jaded observer that the much vaunted change we were all expected is not coming.  Lets face it, our new administration is proving itself to be just another shade of the same old thing we have come to expect from Sodom on the Potomac.

Not that I am complaining.  Life has been pretty good to me lately.  My relationship with Mona (AKA Bacon Betty) is going like gang busters.  I couldn’t be happier and we have been having some awesome adventures together.  We are making new friends, trying new things and generally carrying on like a couple of teenagers.

My depression comes and goes.  Good days, Bad days, with most laying in that in between place that most of you are lucky enough to live in full time.  It feels good to be a more frequent visitor.

Then there is the big news.  Really big.  You could even say life changing.  So much so that I am still coming to grips with it.

I am single.

On my own.

Responsible for no one other then myself.

In other words, divorced.

Five years ago The X and I went our separate ways.  As of yesterday, it is legal.

Not that I have had any regrets.  We have lived our separate lives and headed in very different directions.  She is now Born Again and headed to Uganda next month for missionary work.  I guess that is what being married to me will drive a woman to.

It is such a minor thing really, hell, I have been calling her my X Wife almost forever and yet, I put off making it official.

And now that it is, well, it is almost anti climactic.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that is not having any kind of emotional impact on me, other then the tremendous relief that I will no longer be responsible for anything she might do.

© The Angry Jew , Designed by Stealth Settings
Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS)